Eg Våbn Etlew

Eg Våbn Etlew (/gil/ /eˈtluː/ [great ^)excellent); awesome] [mustache]) is a subtropical Town located in Layêvathëzê County, Ÿrtrewlqålÿ Kingdom, within the United Kingdom of Undermountain.

The name Eg Våbn Etlew is derived from the Dwarven language, as Eg Våbn Etlew was founded by Shrigro Eghehf, who was culturaly Dwarvern.

Climate

Eg Våbn Etlew has a yearly average temperature of 26°C (78°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a hot 31°C (87°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 22°C (71°F). Eg Våbn Etlew receives an average of 130 cm/y (51 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the spring. Eg Våbn Etlew covers an area of nearly 6 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 8540 m (-14931 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Eg Våbn Etlew was founded durring the early 11th century, by Shrigro Eghehf. The establishment of Eg Våbn Etlew suffered from several major issues, resulting in the need to develop many solutions to basic problems. Problems such as a lack of fresh water, logistical support, poor quality tools, and the odd monster or two. Howeaver, these were overcome in time.

Eg Våbn Etlew was built using the conventions of Dwarvern durring the early 11th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Eg Våbn Etlew is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.

Eg Våbn Etlew is buildings are arranged arrounded highly ordered system of spacious cobblestone streets which form octogonal paterns, allowing the incides of the octagons to be common grounds for the buildings on the edges, be it for parkland, yardspace, plazas, or markets. The town posesses a mighty albit amaturly crafted stone wall. It was built using querried stone blocks and posesses all of the standard defencive features, including a few watch towers. While it would last against a siege, the wall's outdated and simplistic construction method percludes the possability of Eg Våbn Etlew weathering a full scale bombardment durring a siege. Eg Våbn Etlew's budget focused millitary grade defenses are in an unremarkable state. To some, this is the ideal sate for defences to be in. In need of absoutly nothing, and ready to serve the town as needed.

A look around Eg Våbn Etlew gives you an uneasy feeling. Everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or both. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring jsut long enough for it to be uncomfortable.

Civic Infrastructure

Eg Våbn Etlew possesses a city-wide Aethary Link which provides Aethary access anywhere within its metropolitan. This allows citizens who can afford the relevant devices access in their places of work, and rarely homes.

Eg Våbn Etlew has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Eg Våbn Etlew. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Eg Våbn Etlew's parks.

Eg Våbn Etlew has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Eg Våbn Etlew.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Eg Våbn Etlew's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Eg Våbn Etlew possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Town. Eg Våbn Etlew's grid is powered by a god's will and kindness.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Eg Våbn Etlew's natural decorations nor waterways.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Eg Våbn Etlew has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Cultural Notes

Eg Våbn Etlew's town hall was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is known for its buildings being predominantly formed through the combination of basic geometric shapes. However, it shown in the detailing given to the structures such as its characteristic tall columns, intricate detail, symmetry, harmony, and balance in their designs to an astonishing degree of precision. Decorative elements for the buildings tended to be built into the structure itself, making great use of fluting, frescoes, inlays, and embossing.

In Eg Våbn Etlew rainbows form quite often above the Town.

The Amoeba Swarm near Eg Våbn Etlew are known to be quite timid.

Eg Våbn Etlew's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves performance art to channel Necromancy energies of tier 2 via oratory performances.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Eg Våbn Etlew Census Data: Year 2000

453 of Eg Våbn Etlew's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 27 work in Agriculture
• 100 work as Craftsmen
• 35 work as Merchants
• 74 work as Service Workers
• 48 work as General Laborers
• 16 work as Skilled Laborers
• 63 work as Civil Servants
• 44 work in Cottage Industries
• 21 work as Artists
• 25 work in Produce Industries

871 of Eg Våbn Etlew's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 115 (8%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

Eg Våbn Etlew is home to some form of natural wonder. It could be a hot spring, or an especially enchanting glade, or a particular vista. Whatever it is, it's such a lovely attraction that Eg Våbn Etlew sees its fair share of tourists every year from all across Eyom. Consequently, its residents speak many languages at a functional level.

Eg Våbn Etlew is known for its unusual rock formations.

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History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century the Kami blessed the town with wealth for a year and a day. One of Eg Våbn Etlew's local festivals commemorates this miracle.

History